Bodge It and Scarper

Question:
How do we stop
the Squirrels
from eating all
the Peaches this
year? Answer:
Send for Bodge It
& Scarper! (Alias
Mick & Flossy)
They set about
putting up chicken
wire over the four
windows, managed
one, ran out of wire
and ran off to make
a bird box instead.